Scottish plaid pajama bottoms
Just had to have them as they flashed across Kohl’s advertisement
Never really was a pajamas, man
Mostly slept with sweatpants.
But this was too much so reminiscing of the Cameron plaid
A lot of red, some green, some blue
My purchasing agent from Kohl’s quickly obtained it for me
Wearing pajamas became so exciting
Alas my displ,erasures with taking something downstairs to wash and dry and bring back up
For stalled the effort to maintain a sweet smelling bedroom
And so it happened one night, preparing precious sleep
Reaching under my pillow, aghast, the pajama bottoms were gone
Didnt’t notice the sheets had been changed
I’m not too bright, but I did become suspicious that an individual
Had decided to wash my pajamas with the sheets
How dare an arbitrary insider
Make jaundiced decisions about what is clean
I already knew that if I sat and ate at a particular spot at the kitchen table
That as I arose from my seat, a cleaning rag with sanitizer would be approaching
As if to get an ‘A’ rating for our house
The kitchen each night is impeccable absolutely impeccable
You couldn’t catch a germ in my kitchen if you paid for it
My conclusion about what happened to my pajamas, was true
They were in the wash with the sheets
In my mins an arbitrary decision was made about the freshness of my Scottish plaid pajama bottoms
Of course, I discovered this this as I prepared for bed
And I’m not really quite that bright
it took me till the next morning with a cup of coffee in my hand
That I was able to conclude that not only had the sheets been washed
But my precious pajamas had been tossed in the washer with them
So now a conundrum, I could speak up about the injustice of someone arbitrarily
Deciding when my pajamas were dirty
But then I remembered I got clean sheets and an exquisite companion out of the deal
I’ll save my thoughts for another time. OK.
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